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Girlfriend 44

by Mark Barrowcliffe

Another sidelight on the self-indulgent 30+ male so frequently seen in films and novels these days. Nevertheless, this one is funnier than many and has some delightful twists. Will Harry finally get the girl? Will his best friend and flatmate win out after all? Read to find out, and enjoy.

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If you were perfect, for me, you would have to be between 5'6" and 5'7" with hair that looks as if blonde and brunette had put their heads together and come up with a better colour. Your coif would be natural, about 12" long, neither curly nor straight but with an amazing wave to it that would come to life as you flicked it over your shoulder.

Your body should look like Bardot's, but be capable of suggesting Hepburn's. Obviously your tits would be capable of looking either huge or tiny, as the dress demands.

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